If SkyDoesMinecraft used Command Blocks - in text

"If SkyDoesMinecraft used Command Blocks" retold by Kirby

"If I were to retell what happened that day when Sky used Command blocks, it would probably sound like this."

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It was another normal day in Minecraftia. That is, for Sky and one of his best(est) friends, Deadlox. They were walking around the wilderness out of boredom, since...because....it's another day. Duh. Anyways, Deadlox catches sight of this parkour course from BODIL FOUR TEE. As you know, Sky and Deadlox do the run because they are awesome like that.
"Jump, jump jump jump JUMMP" Sky chanted as he jumped to the next platform. Deadlox follows him few blocks behind.

19 days later....

"Hurry up, it's been days Sky! JUST JUMP!!" Deadlox called out as he tried to coax the commander to jump to the next block. Sky, being the guy that makes up excuses for his mistakes and actions, replies, "I WILL SOON, BUT IT LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE!!" The emo looking brunette (lawl) grew frustrated. "Shutupyouuglylooksquidhatingpieceof--"
*static*
Where we we? Oh yeah, um, Sky refused to jump. Oh look, there he goes, yay!
Defeated, Sky prepared to jump. "Okay, FINE HERE I GO!"
He jumped. Everything felt still, as if time began to blur. Sky reached for the forever alone block, but fell short (due to his failure to sprint jump).
Falling face first to the ground, you can hear a somewhat satisfying crack. The commander winced in pain, but shrugged it off. Something caught his eye as he stood up. "What's this?" he asked no one in particular. His growing curiousity inched him closer. "It looks majestic, but it isn't budder." He approached the block; the command block. A sign sat above the block saying,

"For you

from Bodil40"

Sky immediately ran up the block and activated it. "Interesting..." He smiled to himself as he typed up a command.
/kill deadlox
Turning it back off, Sky reached for a stone pressure plate he conveniently kept in his inventory (most likely a bag or something) and set it in front of the command block. He climbed on to the plate and began to jump on it, ready to see the results.
Meanwhile, Deadlox was sitting on the edge of the platform he was currently on; expecting Sky to teleport to him soon. Since he got tired waiting (it's supposed to be boredom, but I don't like repeating my words), he began innocently talking about himself as if an audience was listening to him. "I'm such a good looking man, I also like cats! They are such nice animals~ I wish I was a cat--" Then he suddenly died, like Notch sent lightning to strike him. "Aw." he frowned in dismay as his body disappeared.
"Wow, this is amazing!" Sky laughed as he watched Deadlox die.
Then, another idea hit him. He ran back to the command block to type in something new. "Time to do what I live for!" Booting it up again, he typed:
//drain 999999999999999999
He began laughing like an evil maniac.
In the area, many lakes and ponds were quickly drained of its water. The lakes and the ponds were home to many of the squid army. Now they will suffer.

7 mmmminutes later....

Sky stood at the bank of one of the dried up lakes and scoffed at the dying squids. He threw insults at them as budder magically (but majestically) fell out of the sky. The agonized screams of the squids were music to the commander's ears.
"YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?? AW, YEAH" he smugly smiled in triumph.

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"And that, kids, is what happened when Sky discovers and uses command blocks; told by yours truly~ "